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I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart LESS.WARNING: U may fall in love with my face.I may not be perfect but I’m always ME.It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.I don’t have an attitude, just a personality that you can’t handle!.The best thing about being me, I’m a limited edition and there are no other copies!.Girls do what they want, Boys do what they can.Don’t worry the counting has infinite numbers. Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.I am W.E.I.R.D Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different.If you want to cry, use a tissue, not your status…!!.The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay Cool. Sending my Selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.I apologize for my inconvenience this may cause you. I’m having technical difficulties with my attitude today.
I’m actually a nice person…Until you piss me off.I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!.I don’t have a bad handwriting I have my own FONT.Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.My parents should be proud of me because I’m addicted to Facebook not to Drugs!.I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.In my house, I’m the boss my wife is just the decision maker.The road to my success is always under construction.Follow your heart but take your brain with you.If you are too open minded your brain will fall out.I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.A man in love is incomplete until he is married.Boys are great, every girl should have one.I love my job only when I’m on vacation.I am single because God is busy writing the best love story for me.I smile… Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.May my enemies live a long life to see my success.I don’t need your Attitude b’coz I have my own.I’m cool but global warming made me hot.I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!.I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than other people.I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.įunny attitude quotes and attitude status for him.Before you judge ME make sure that you’re PERFECT.My life My rules so, keep your nose out of my Business!!.Read a book instead of reading my status…!!.I don’t care what people think or say about me!.
The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.It’s not an ATTITUDE, It’s the way I am…!.My style is what “I like” not what “others like”.
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